Jokes by Harry Hill


I broke my leg in two places - Wellington and Auckland.


Did you hear about the blind grandfather who went sky-diving?
He had a great time, but his guide dog was terrified.


What's pink and goes "Moo"?
A pig with an identity crisis.


What is hard, red, shiny and bounces around?
A kangaruby.


How did the bubbles communicate?
By mobile foam.


What is green, fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A pool table.


My wife was so fat when we got married that she needed three relatives to give her away. And when I carried her across the threshold, I had to make two trips.


I'm not saying she's fat, but her last picture had to be taken by satellite.


By, Ben and Tait


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